Cheesy Jokes

Here are some cheesy jokes i read on a website (: EEEEP cheesy jokes make me smile

• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
• a lion and a cheetah have a race. the cheetah beats the lion and the lion says "Hey you Cheetah" and the cheetah says "Nah man you lion"
• what is a tornado's favorite place to eat? - wendys!
•  "Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (bagels)."
• Why was the calendar depressed? Cause its days were numbered.
• Whats the difference between a fish and a piano? - you can tune a piano, but you cant tun-a fish!!!!